With a 'Christmas Morning' sized smile, she asked, "Did I do it right? I mean, did I do it sexy? I've read stories, but I never thought I would ever get to try it. So I couldn't resist. I hope I didn't look too silly."I laughed."You had me!" I said. "I was actually wondering if I had brought your mom to my room by mistake." My mom?" Candy, your mother is one of, if not the, sexiest women I have ever met," I said. "I meant that as the greatest compliment I could think of." Thanks, I think ... So you really thought I did it sexy? Did it ... you know ... excite you?" she asked in her little girl voice."C'mere. I'll show you," I said.I led her to the bed and had her sit on the edge, while I knelt and removed her heels."I've got to tell you that I've never walked in heels this high before. I'm glad I got to practice on the stairs tonight; I would hate to go to the party and make a fool of myself."She was chattering now. She had lived in her fantasy world, and even pushed her boundaries a. ..Woman:Do you drink beer?Man: YesWoman:How many beers a day?Man:Usually about 3 draft Bock beersWoman:How much do you pay per Draft Bock beer?Man: $5.00 which includes a tip(This is where it gets scary!)Woman:And how long have you been drinking?Man:About 20 years, I supposeWoman:So a Bock beer costs $5 and you have 3 Bock beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 correct?Man:CorrectWoman:If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?Man:CorrectWoman:Do you know that if you didn't drink so much Bock beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?Man:Do you drink beer?Woman:NoMan:Where's your Ferrari?This one was Submitted by Schop:There was a middle aged man who had been having daily migraine headaches every day for the past.
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